Here's your update...

Why do you people want an update for? Go read some dipshit's blog.. Especially dumbasses who have the time to write a blog but don't have the time to spell the words normally..


Example..
"Lyk".. Look dipshit.. It's "like"... Just minus of the "y", put in an "i" and add in an "e" at the back.. And just to let you know.. The "e" is in between the "W" and "R" of your keyboard..

"Serius".. You can't be "serious" right? At first I thought it was a typo so I just let it be.. But then I realized thats how nowadays you dipshits spell it.. It's just one more letter.. A fucking "O"... Just one fucking "o" in between of the "i" and "u"..


"Rockz".. What the fuck? I don't even want to explain this one..



"Luv".. Right.. I "luv" whoever or whatever.. If you "luv" that person or thing so much but then you idiots couldn't even make the time to spell that fucking word correctly...

i "heart" you.. I was really confuse with this.. I mean say it out loud.. I heart you.. Sounds more like hate than love.. But hey.. Maybe thats what those morons really want to say..


"LOL".. Whats wrong with a simple "haha".. And doesn't "laugh out loud" literally means haha? Who invent that acronym? I wanna(yes.. I said wanna.. Why? Cause I do use that word in real life) kick that fucker's ass..

"ROTFL".. I might have got it wrong.. But fuck it.. What does it stand for? Don't ask me.. And if you do know.. Please.. Do not enlighten me.. I had enough of bullshit...

Mann.. You idiots actually made "all your base are belong to us" sounds like Shakespeare..

And just if you people are wondering what the hell is "all your bases are belong to us".. It's a line from a game called Zero Wing on the Sega Megadrive..

Well.. Here's the transcript from the game...

Narrator: In A.D. 2101, war was beginning.

Captain: What happen ?

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

Operator: We get signal.

Captain: What !

Operator: Main screen turn on.

Captain: It's you !!

CATS: How are you gentlemen !!

CATS: All your base are belong to us.

CATS: You are on the way to destruction.

Captain: What you say !!

CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.

CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

Operator: Captain!! *

Captain: Take off every 'ZIG' !!

Captain: You know what you doing.

Captain: Move 'ZIG'.

Captain: For great justice.

At first, I used to think it was funny.. Till I realized this was how actually most Singaporeans speak..

Thanks to Wikipedia for the transcript..